“Questions to Tourists Stopped by a Pineapple Field” by W.S. Merwin
did you like your piece of pineapple would you like a napkin
who gave you the pineapple what do you know about them
do you eat much pineapple where you come from
how did this piece compare with pineapple you have eaten before
what do you remember about the last time you ate a piece of pineapple
did you know where it came from how much did it cost
do you remember the first time you tasted pineapple
do you like it better fresh or from the can
what do you remember of the picture on the can
what did you feel as you looked at the picture on the can
which do you like better the picture of the pineapple field
did you ever imagine pineapples growing somewhere
how do you like these pineapple fields
have you ever seen pineapple fields before
do you know whether pineapple is native to the islands
do you know whether the natives ate pineapple
do you know whether the natives grew pineapple
do you know how the land was acquired to be turned into pineapple fields
do you know what is done to the land to turn it into pineapple fields
do you know how many months and how deeply they plow it
do you know what those machines do are you impressed
do you know what is in those containers are you interested
what do you think was here before the pineapple fields
would you suppose that the fields represent an improvement
do you think they smell better than they did before
what is your opinion of those square miles of black plastic
where do you think the plastic goes when the crop is over
what do you think becomes of the land when the crop is over
do you think the growers know best do you think this is for your own good
what and where was the last bird you noticed
do you remember what sort of bird it was
do you know whether there were birds here before
are there any birds where you come from
do you think it matters what do you think matters more
have you seen any natives since you arrived
what were they doing what were they wearing
what language were they speaking were they in nightclubs
are there any natives where you come from
have you taken pictures of the pineapple fields
would you like for me to hold the camera
so that you can all be in the picture
would you mind if I took your picture
standing in front of those pineapple fields
do you expect to come back
what made you decide to come here
was this what you came for
when did you first hear of the islands
where were you then how old were you
did you first see the islands in black and white
what words were used to describe the islands
what do the words mean now that you are here
what do you do for a living
what would you say is the color of pineapple leaves
when you look at things in rows how do you feel
would you like to dream of pineapple fields
is this your first visit how do you like the islands
what would you say in your own words
you like best about the islands
what do you want when you take a trip
when did you get here how long will you be staying
did you buy any clothes especially for the islands
how much did you spend on them before you came
was it easy to find clothes for the islands
how much have you spent on clothes since you got here
did you make your own plans or are you part of a group
would you rather be on your own or with a group
how many are in your group how much was your ticket
are the side-tours part of the ticket or are they extra
are hotel and meals and car part of the ticket or extra
have you already paid or will you pay later
did you pay by check or by credit card
is this car rented by the day or week
how does it compare with the one you drive at home
how many miles does it do to a gallon
how far do you want it to go on this island
where have you been in the last three hours
what have you seen in the last three miles
do you feel hurried on your vacation
are you getting your money’s worth
how old are you are you homesick are you well
what do you eat here is it what you want
what gifts are you planning to take back
how much do you expect to spend on them
what have you bought to take home with you
have you decided where to put each thing
what will you say about where they came from
what will you say about the pineapple fields
do you like dancing here what do you do when it rains
was this trip purely for pleasure
do you drink more or less at than at home
how do you like the place where you live now
were you born there how long have you lived there
what does the name mean is it a growth community
why are you living there how long do you expect to stay
how old is your house would you like to sell it
in your opinion coming from your background
what do the islands offer someone of your age
are there any changes you would like to promote
would you like to invest here would you like to live here
if so would it be year round or just for part of the year
do you think there is a future in pineapple